/* I am a boy named [Your Name Here]. I don't have a girlfriend. */
Boy i = new Boy("You Name");
Girl u = null;
i.state = |Single> ⊗ |Boy>

/* The Hamiltonian that descibes my evloution is */
/* a function of the Single state */
i.Hamiltonian = function(|Single>)

/* Obviously this Hamiltonian commutes with my state ... */
[ i.Hamiltonian, i.ρ ] = 0

/* The dynamics of me becomes so simple and lonely ... */
∂t i.ρ = 0

/* And I am not complete */
I ! = tensorProduct(i.gender, i.gender*)

/* A single girl Hamiltonian added to mine makes a new Hamiltonian */
/* which will evolve both us to non-single states */
[ i.Hamiltonian + u.Hamiltonian + interaction(u, i), i.ρ + u.ρ ] != 0
u.ρ(tf) = tensorProduct(inLove, inLove*)
i.ρ(tf) = tensorProduct(inLove, inLove*)

/* And we two will be complete */
/* |Boy > < Boy| + |Girl > < Girl| is complete */
I = tensorProduct(i.gender, i.gender) + tensorProduct(u.gender, u.gender)

/* What's more, the following statement returns " True " */
i.sex + u.sex == sex

/* So talk to me */
i.address = [Your URL HERE]